Chris Christie is about to launch his bid for president

^This is the quote I responded to. Does “sitting” require immediate election to president after serving as VP? The choice of words struck me as imprecise. Maybe it wasn’t, if so, my bad.

When was Bush the Lesser VP? This one’s on you.

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When he was President

Mesmerizing Black And White GIF by xponentialdesign

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Ack. Got the initials mixed up. I meant the elder.

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Not to kink-shame, but if Christie wants to be humiliated, he should do it in private.

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thank you

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“more fun than Trump or DeSantis” is a low bar

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They both have Walker in their name!’

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Regent would be the more accurate description.

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Is there a reliable set of techniques for skimming the coffers of a failed presidential bid; or does Christie just have a thing for humiliation?

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Beech d’Whale.

There are probably other things to shame him for, to be fair.

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Best part of that gag is they’re all “real”. Everything he says is something that Homer inexplicably suddenly decided to do in some previous episode of the show. :joy:

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Selling books and losing primaries was absolutely Newt Gingrich’s c̶a̶m̶p̶a̶i̶g̶n̶ ̶s̶t̶r̶a̶t̶e̶g̶y̶ ̶ business model.

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… I can sell my books to my own campaign committee, right? :crazy_face:

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How else can those grifting Rethuglicans claim to be bestselling authors with a straight face? :woman_shrugging:t4:

ETA old joke about famous compulsive liars:

https://www.jokesblogger.com/2021/12/07/snow-white-superman-and-pinocchio/

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GAAAHHH!!! That is more horrifying than any eye/mouth swap thingy!

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