Chris Christie: track immigrants like FedEx packages

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Surely that Dome technology I saw I that documentary series should be used.
Just a big Dome over the USA.

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ā€œthe absentee New Jersey governor canā€™t rise above Mini Me status next to Donald Trumpā€

That strategy stopped being viable several meters of waistline ago.

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I used to work for a guy who had a number tattooed on his arm. Youā€™d think that in New Jersey, and anywhere near New York, somebody smart enough to be governor would have thought about what his suggestion means.

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Yes he had it stapled and no, thereā€™s no real weight loss. This is from June:

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People arenā€™t cargo, mate.

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This is from a Simpsons episode. Iā€™m sure of it.

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Apparently he showed a lot of hustle.

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Hello,

At the risk of pulling a Godwin, perhaps Herr Christie should consider using IBM instead of FedEx as a partner for this endeavor?

The numbers that Nazi German tattooed on their victimsā€™ arms were actually derived from Hollerith numbers, which were meant to be encoded on punch cards designed by the Tabulating Machine Company for the 1890 US Census. In 1924, the company renamed itself to International Business Machines, aka IBM.

More information about this use of technology can be found in Edwin Blackā€™s book, IBM and the Holocaust, The Strategic Alliance between Nazi Germany and Americaā€™s Most Powerful Corporation. Amazon short-link for book: http://amzn.com/0914153277/ (direct link, no affiliate spam).

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Actuallyā€¦
self-loading cargo

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Just use a COTS tracking bracelet.

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but thatā€™s where I have either my A or O tattoo!

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I think some republican cut the funding for the USPS Pfc Alexander.

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Yā€™all oughta invade those hockey-loving Trotskyites and swap their poutine for Freedom Fries.

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I think heā€™d get shot back at. Politely.

True that. The ankle ones used for some convicts could quite work, with some limitationsā€¦

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Itā€™s a difficult decision. Back in the day, canuckistan was just crying out for freedom and democracy, with their filthy socialist health care, tolerance, even encouragement, of speaking foreign, and similar benighted customs.

Now, though, the Harper Regime appears willing to transgress pretty much any boundary in order to achieve their goal of boiling down the country for tar sand. Thatā€™s not just honorable, thatā€™s the sort of behavior of which Freedom Buddiesā„¢ are made.

Perhaps the winds will shift and weā€™ll be able to invade them in time for continuity with the Fallout storyline; but for the moment that plan is off.

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Them tar sands ainā€™t democratizing fast enough boy! Time for a shootinā€™ war.

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I, for one, am looking forward to the day where I can use a website and tracking number to find one of my many immigrant friends.

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I do believe you are correct.

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I knew I should have ordered poutine from that food cart while I had the chance.

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Iā€™m just going to apologize right now for the fat-shamingā€¦ Iā€™m not going to stop, mind you, because itā€™s Chris Christie, but I do apologize.

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