Chris Christie: track immigrants like FedEx packages

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The problem with transactional love is it not really suitable for storing in most NoSQL databases and thus not able to be served at Web Scale.

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So you figured that since the transactional love thread is closed, youā€™d just drop that here?

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Before we try to track immigrants, Iā€™d like to track Christie and see how often heā€™s actually in New Jersey doing actual work.

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oops, no I was looking at the transactional love thread just before this one, hit reply and somehow ended here. Either found a bug or hit back before replying or something else. Anyway now that I think of it Iā€™m sure that Chris Christie would like to do some transactional love stuff too, since one of the sub themes of this post is how he is being a jerk to Trumpify himself.

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Excuse me! Christie was a jerk long before Trump.

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chris christie is 52 years, Donald Trump is - wait for it - 69!

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by the way, I heard that rob beschizza has a gif of trump he eats out on. True story!

on edit - Iā€™m sorry Iā€™m evil.

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Christie was a jackass out of the proverbial gate. Trump at least waited until after college.

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I refuse to believe that a real American Genius BadAss supermoneymaking all-around winner like The Donald Trump ever waited until after College to become the real American Genius Badass supermoneymaking all-around winner he is today and has always been - in short, Trump was a jackass in the womb, he probably has an absorbed twin somewhere in the fat of his neck.

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[quote=ā€œrasmussen_bryan, post:69, topic:64835ā€]
an absorbed twin somewhere in his hair.
[/quote]FTFY

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[Citation needed].

For all we know Trump spent those young adult years ditching classes and doing blow while taking advantage of the college draft deferments to escape service in Vietnam. He claims that he was a brilliant student who did very well in college but thereā€™s no way to back that up since he refuses to release his college transcripts. (Yes, this is the same guy who screechingly demanded Obama do the same.)

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