Christian Nationalist "prophet" leads thousands to pray in tongues to prevent Trump's arrest

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Shooting babies? Taking candy from fish?

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Come on, what’s not to like?

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God may not like Wizards, but Wizzard like Christmas.

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God prefers playing rouges. You really got watch 'em for the meta-gaming though, what with the omniscience and all.

About the “Shooting babies in a barrel to take the candy from them, while the only thing law-makers do to prevent this kind of thing from happening is offer thoughts and prayers after the fact” level of difficulty.

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… wait, is that a thing?

Are there wizard groupies :confused:

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He’s the weirdo who always wants to be a bard, and it’s all because his David PC got a max damage critical hit with his sling.

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Why do you think all those hirsute little fellows were willing to walk halfway round the world for Gandalf?

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I now can’t stop thinking of the hobbits as bears. Can hobbits grow beards?

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The Harfoots and Fallohides cannot, though the Stoors can grow some sparse facial hair. While the Beornings transform into bears, I think the hobbits live the role 24/7/365. Party on, hobbits!

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Is it too late to add the lyric, “when the snowman brings the snow” to the worst lyrics thread?

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