Who knew Jesus was registered to vote in the US?
I wonder if heās come up with an answer to that ācan you provide a single example of a passage from the Bible, which you have claimed is your favorite bookā question yet.
Makes sense, since the ascendancy of The Donald is surely a sign of the End Times.
via: Mitch OāConnell
Which reminds me to watch āThey Liveā again.
So the guy is not sure what if any christian affiliation he claims, and has no discernible morality except āNever give a sucker an even breakā, and āYou fucked up, you trusted meā.
On the other hand, heās a narcissist and an authoritarian, so they are lining up to kiss his boot.
You forgot the most important part: they hate all the same people!
Isnāt āenemy of my enemyā the kind of logic that got us in trouble in the Middle East? More than once?
Itās fun to watch Trump run around and jump through the hoops, but sometimes itās a little scary.
Itās the āGifā that keeps on giving!
In my fantasy world, the next Republican Primary Debate is staged at the Ypsilanti State Psychiatric Hospital.
If only rank hypocrisy would also cause instant, debilitating hemorrhoids.
That would make this an event I would pay to attend.
I welcome the IRSās investigation to ensure that these acts by these representatives of āmegachurchesā donāt violate the laws banning political campaign activity by churches.
BUT Jesus was a socialist! The sermon on the mount with the free distribution of fish and bread. The free healing of the sick (affordable health care). The chasing out of the capitalist vendors and money changers from the temple.
āwhatever you do unto the least of theseā is practically a socialist mantra.
āBehold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth themā¦And why do you worry about clothes? See how the flowers of the field grow. They do not labor or spin.ā
Not to mention, isnāt Donald trying to deport anyone named Jesus? Isnāt he against anyone from the middle east. I loved the end of the video when that pretentious guy sticks his hand over donaldās faceā¦you can just see donald thinking āget your hand out of my fān face and stop talking in that terrorist talkā his reaction is pricless.
HYPOCRITES!!! These people are the scum of the earth and pretentious a-holes that prey on the poor and impressionable. Con artists the lot of them.
I keep waiting for Christopher Walken to shake Trumpās hand, and see the awful future thatās in storeā¦
Jesus was an anchor baby.
if you watch that loop long enough strange things start to happen.
Could you possibly more completely misinterpret this event?
asking the Lord to give the GOP presidential frontrunner wisdom, stability and knowledgeā¦
Thatās a good deal different from āasking Jesus to vote for him.ā Personally, Iād like all the candidates to have wisdom, stability and knowledge. Imagine if this prayer was granted, and Trump woke up and started fighting for justice.
Trump had a conversion experience.
āWaitā¦I donāt have to pay ANY taxes?
Welcome Trump Crystal Cathedral - formerly known as Trump Plaza. The hugest, most classy Church Casino in the entire galaxy. Jesus wants you to win a craps; you just have to pray hard enough.ā
Endorsed by the Space Pope.
