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I hope that this isn’t gatekeeping glossolalia; but this guy just didn’t seem very into it.
There are the ones who start up the speaking-in tongues and it’s just plain chilling; distinct from but in the same really uncomfortable area, as the stuff you get from fairly severe neurological and psychatric disturbances.
This guy moved to nonsense syllables partway through; but the crisp, deliberate, pace and crisp articulation didn’t even twitch. Not feeling it.
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… it all seemed like nonsense to me 
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Speaking in tongues seems appropriate, considering the literacy level of our former Convict in Chief.
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It’s working so far.
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Made as much sense to me as any of TFG’s speeches.
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Wait,
that you will cause your hand to come upon his head, you will cover his ears so that he only hears what you are saying. Your hand will be in his heart so that he only feels what you want him to feel.
So their god has four hands?
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Centre forward for Paris Saint Germain.
Goalkeeper for AC Milan.
/s
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Yeah, that’s the same grifter “dialect” as Paula White.
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ETA:
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This is the lamest speaking in tongues I’ve yet heard. Way to half-arse that one. One-and-two-and-three-and-four!
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YABBA DABBA DOOOO
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“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves."
Matthew 7:15
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I hope it works equally as well as their thoughts and prayers for victims of gun violence.
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That’s very multicultural of him:
Maybe this is what he had in mind
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Mana mnop.
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BA(DA)BALOO…
He could raise Desi Arnaz from the grave and have him sing this part. Close enough
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