Christian Nationalist "prophet" leads thousands to pray in tongues to prevent Trump's arrest

It’s not the Internet without cats.

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BAREESABAM BADABALOOSOPAR EEBALADOOM BADGABEESI GALABADOSO TARABATAR EEBAROSA EEBRIHEEM SULA BAMBARA BARTONELLA CODORABE SATARADA

How did he know my password?

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OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG

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Seems legit.

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… I must have an old list :confused:

https://ss64.com/bash/syntax-pronounce.html

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That’s more of a passphrase my friend!

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… A WOP BOP A LOO BOP, A LOP BAM BOOM!

Seems totally reasonable to me that you’d want to worship a god who’s fine with his anointed representative on Earth getting locked up by the demonic leftists, but who’s liable to change his mind if enough people mouth gibberish at him. That’s some very sound theology right there.

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BAREESABAM BADABALOOSOPAR EEBALADOOM BADGABEESI GALABADOSO TARABATAR EEBAROSA EEBRIHEEM SULA BAMBARA BARTONELLA CODORABE SATARADA

Four?

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BAAAA DEE YAAAA DEE YAAAA DEE YAAAA

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This got me wheezing like an asthmatic donkey. Thank you :smile::smile::smile:

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Oldie but a goodie:

This song is still a banger.

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That’s not speaking in tongues. He’s clearly saying:

My eyes wide sizzlin’
And you got some golden diesel
Eyes!

Or something.

:stuck_out_tongue:

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Take a solid heart for Scatman John.

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Have you made an entry here?

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Can someone remix that with this_

'Cause that would be better.
Edit: here

poop, bad link,check it out though.

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I made an entry for another song. I won’t do an entry for Prisencolinensinainciusol because it’s gibberish crafted to sound like what English sounds like to non-English speakers, and it’s actually quite well done.

Also: the groove, the groove!

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I suppose it’s impossible for a native English speaker to really experience what an imitation of how English sounds like to people who don’t speak it. But I once had the pleasure of hearing my Japanese mother in law, who doesn’t speak English or French, imitate French.

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