Wow. What. A. Horse’s. Ass.
Trump is that rare creature. One that both sucks, and blows.
Given his love of coal, he should be overjoyed at the contents of his stocking on Christmas morning.
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Let’s see…
It’s a story about a brown jewish kid and his folks who became refugees from an infanticidal maniac. That child grew up, started hanging out with the poor, saying give onto Caesar’s which is Caesar’s and said that rich people getting into heaven was as easy as a camel going through the eye of a needle.
Yeah, pretty much.
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Perhaps the correct response to all this is happy holidays.
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So what does “alone” mean to Trump if his family is in the White House?
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Trump trademark Reverse Midas in action.
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I hope his Christmas present is a lump of coal- rammed up his Oval Orifice.
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all I want for xmas is to please please live long enough to see this guy do prison time, I’ll even settle for him just doing an overnight in a real jail when bail is denied because he would obviously flee - I figure it may take a year or two after he is finally removed from office for trying to move an election date or invalidate/ignore the results of the next election because he knows as soon as the mantle of the presidency is gone, he’s toast
edit: bonus, he’s getting practice, though not confined enough - having no-one to worship him probably really hurts though
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Make Coal Great huge Again!
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And i thought the only thing Trump was blowing was Putin
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And of course, some Trumpsters will say that he is a hero for breaking the child of his foolish devotion to Santa Claus. Most will say, WHAT?! THERE IS NO SANTA?!?
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I one read a tweet that said Donald Trump is like the villain in a kid’s movie where the hero is a dog.
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He is the cartoonish parody of a cartoonish parody of a cartoon villian.
Somebody above said he is a rare creature, he is indeed: he is the first human being I have not been able to find any redeeming qualities about. Nothing. Everything about him disgusts me to no end. I mean look it up, even the worst human monsters had somewhat redeeming qualities: Stalin was really into poetry and had deep love and respect for his mom. Hitler really loved his dog and was into painting (he had no talent and taste but at least he was trying). But the orange bastard? There is nothing. He is not likable in any way. He has no talents, no class, no taste, no intelligence, no interests exept himself and money, nothing. Normally you could pity a person like that, but he ruins that with being horrid in any way possible. He is a void filled with the worst traits a human can have. If you would make up a character like him for a book or a movie, people would deem it as unrealistic.
Seriously, I can´t wait untill this perpetual nightmare is over one way or the other. I made a promise to myself. The day he is out of the white house, I´ll open the over 25 year old bottle of scotch I inherited from my father.
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Trump is the first President since Kennedy to have separate sleeping quarters from his spouse. This isn’t a “family” in the traditional sense so much as a fragile strategic alliance.
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Can you imagine the firestorm if Obama or Hillary Clinton said the same thing to a 7 year old? Hell even a 12 year old. Is there anything Trump could do that would make his supporters call him out on it? I think that he was right that he could shoot someone and his fans would still love him.
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It’s an expensive luxury.
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Trump Breaks The Christmas
eta: I found a copy of Trump’s video with captioning. Now to cut it right and butt-on the pop and screaming kid.
The prenuptial agreement doesn’t require actually sleeping together.
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President Trump said Tuesday that he intends to keep the federal government closed until he secures the desired funding from Congress for his promised border wall, and he cast doubt about the performance of Federal Reserve Board Chair Jerome H. Powell after a sharp downturn in U.S. stock markets.
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