Christmas: Trump takes kids' Santa calls amid shutdown, pretty much blows it

My in-laws do this. He’s an insomniac and she’s a light sleeper so they’ve had separate bedrooms for a while now and they love it. It also means they have their own individual bathrooms since there’s no kids at home anymore.

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I associate it with the British Aristocracy–through that may be explained by my choice of reading material… Most people can’t afford it

Because ayyyeeee, how stoopid you gadda be to still believe in Seenta at seven years old, ammi right? Badda bing. You believe this kid?

Can you imagine Trump asking the religious right something like that? “That’s a bit marginal these days, isn’t it?”

Oh well, he could always read them something from 2nd Corinthians to cheer them up.

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Same here. Our sleep patterns are just too different.

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Not a joke anymore.

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Don’t be silly. Barron hasn’t believed in Santa since his brother Donnie “The Liddle Perfesser” Jr. explained about Saint Nick being a socialist.

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„And while we’re at it, everyone dies eventually. What’s that? Of course, mom and dad too.“

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Chicago Tribune: Fortunately, that 7-year-old who talked to Trump about Santa had no idea what ‘marginal’ meant.

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Conversation with a 7yo was a rare opportunity for him to assert intellectual superiority. “That’s right, kid, marginal. Now you know what it’s like when people keep using words you don’t understand.”

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At least the kid will have a great story about how Santa was ruined. How many kids get to say that the President killed Santa for them?

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But it IS a headline about him, so as far as he is concerned it’s a win!

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Has anyone seen Trump yesterday or today? Maybe he got his visit from the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future on Christmas Eve and he’s dealing with the injuries he got when they beat the crap out of him. [Ebenezer Scrooge could change his ways; Trump, I don’t think so.]

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I was the seven year old kid who would have looked it up in a dictionary

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