Here’s your headline: Kids Try To Reach Santa, Get Transferred To Krampus By Mistake
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The Krampus Kids would like you to know that Trump ain’t no Krampus.
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Kid should have responded: “Do you still think climate change is a hoax? Because at 72 that’s marginal, right?”
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Is there an easy PR opportunity which Trump can’t screw up royally?
(See Verdun 11/11/2018)
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No.
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This. Exactly this.
The first human being I absolutely cannot find a single redeeming thing about. Even if I completely put aside my brutal undying vicious hate for him, I can’t find a single thing that he redeems.
It’s almost as though he were a robot designed to be perfectly anti Human. No author could create a character with his personality because that’s exactly it it would be deemed completely implausible for him to exist.
How anyone walks around with a dead ferret on their head Cheeto dust smeared into their skin, constantly mocking people with the personality and intelligence of a five-year-old and gets them to respect him is completely beyond my understanding.
If anything Trump made me religious again after I swore It Off for rationality as a teenager- I think he may have actually made me convinced the Antichrist can actually exist. He is a perfect model of something that is so ridiculous it shouldn’t be possible that he exists but there he stands.
Trump is the Antichrist if anyone living is.
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Interesting theory on that conversation:
Essentially, anything Trump professes to believe, he does so for the gains it gives him. The moment those aren’t enough, he’ll go for something that gives him a better deal. He fundamentally can’t understand that not everyone, especially not children, don’t think that way.
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Well he keeps the spice flowing…
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He can’t even say “good morning” without lying twice.
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“Listen kid, it’s a disgrace what they’re doing to me, this witch hunt, by the way, do you believe in witches?”
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I know all the back story that leads to that sentence. Still… it just kinds of sits there in my brain, causing dissonance.
#YouHadOneJob
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Maybe it is an indication of my own unconscious bias, and I don’t know if it’s at all important more than just interesting, but the seven year old child that Trump tried to taint was a girl, not a boy, as I had originally imagined.
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Representative Democracy working as intended.
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Yeah, my Trump joke since his election is: “As a kid, I believed anyone can be president. Now I’m like, ‘Oh God! Anyone can be president!’”
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Especially if they are ‘rich’, White, straight and male.
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*terms and conditions apply.
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