Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2021/01/22/chuck-schumer-donald-trump-incited-the-erection-against-the-united-states-oops.html
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“Donald Trump incited the erection” against the United States
Pretty sure that’s a true statement when it comes to lots of the Trump supporters who were incited…
well technically he isn’t wrong… there were plenty of dicks who were incited by trump that day.
The MAEA crowd. Make America Erect Again. LOL
An erection of Trump supporters. New collective noun. Yay.
“Donald Trump incited the erection”
First time for everything, I suppose.
As Schumer has particular reason to know …
Lolz, that Schumer and his fan fiction. Save that for home you kinky thang.
Erection, insurrection, excite, incite, excel, incel… it all kind of runs together.
Chuck Schumer had a hard time on the Senate floor when he said that Trump “incited the erection” against the United States. Was a real head scratcher. But he rose to the occasion, correcting himself with the word “insurrection” without missing a beat. Off to a good start this morning!
Well, it kind of mushroomed out of control.
Let’s call the whole thing off…
Chuck, you blew it.
Well, he’s not wrong. 1/6/2021 was the day that a bunch of flaccid hard-ons rose up and penetrated before failing to complete.
Well, in the sense of talking incessantly about it to arouse his supporters without getting involved himself, I suppose it works as a metaphor.
Sounds like a portmanteau of “election” and “insurrection” which is totally unnecessary, as “insurrection” already sounds like a portmanteau of “Insert [oneself into the process of a free and fair] election”…
Cuckold insurrectionist?
I think I’m too grown up for this website in a post-Trump world