Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2021/01/22/chuck-schumer-donald-trump-incited-the-erection-against-the-united-states-oops.html
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“Donald Trump incited the erection” against the United States
Pretty sure that’s a true statement when it comes to lots of the Trump supporters who were incited…
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well technically he isn’t wrong… there were plenty of dicks who were incited by trump that day.
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The MAEA crowd. Make America Erect Again. LOL
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An erection of Trump supporters. New collective noun. Yay.
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“Donald Trump incited the erection”
First time for everything, I suppose.
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As Schumer has particular reason to know …
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Lolz, that Schumer and his fan fiction. Save that for home you kinky thang.
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Erection, insurrection, excite, incite, excel, incel… it all kind of runs together.
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Chuck Schumer had a hard time on the Senate floor when he said that Trump “incited the erection” against the United States. Was a real head scratcher. But he rose to the occasion, correcting himself with the word “insurrection” without missing a beat. Off to a good start this morning!
Well, it kind of mushroomed out of control. 
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Let’s call the whole thing off…
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Chuck, you blew it.
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Well, he’s not wrong. 1/6/2021 was the day that a bunch of flaccid hard-ons rose up and penetrated before failing to complete.
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Well, in the sense of talking incessantly about it to arouse his supporters without getting involved himself, I suppose it works as a metaphor.
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Sounds like a portmanteau of “election” and “insurrection” which is totally unnecessary, as “insurrection” already sounds like a portmanteau of “Insert [oneself into the process of a free and fair] election”…
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Cuckold insurrectionist?
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I think I’m too grown up for this website in a post-Trump world
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