Church resembles penis

The cock of Christ compels you!

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On my version of Google Maps the church is still under construction. I wonder how that’s possible?

So it hadn’t been completely erected yet?

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I think that it was modeled after Bizarro Superman’s member.

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I didn’t see it until I switched from new maps to old maps. The new maps interface shows a construction site.

Well played sir.

Are you implying religious groups use symbolism?

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It appears flaccid in my browser window. Wait, I had north up.

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Would that be Peter North?

The first words on the Facebook page are “Rising up”.

/me giggles.

Street view shows a LDS church at that location. You can see the mailboxes from the post office across the street in the center island.

If you google the facility you find it’s not a Christian church but a psychic school/meeting place.

It looks like a hoax because there is a discontinuity in the street view encoding that launches you halfway down the block when you try to get in front of the building that used to be there. Use the brick pedestrian overpass and the mailboxes as a guide.

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Now why did you have to ruin a perfectly good dick joke by adding racism?

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He is risen!

It doesn’t show up on First St. in Google Maps, but on Second St. at the corner of Highland.

Perhaps this is the architect’s revenge?

Mea culpa. I defer to your vastly superior knowledge of joke dicks.

The Church’s Theme Song. . .

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That was slightly less clever than the racist joke.

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Even if they did manage to “erect” it before the time that whomever (screenshots of location) Google/Bing/Apple get their maps from, no tree grows that fast.

HOAX

Well, St Peter was a big member of Jesus’ followers.