Circus sells jars of lion poop to make ends meet

This should increase the sale of big cat laxatives.

In the circus, the German circus, the lion poops tonight
In the circus, the German circus, the lion poops tonight
A poop away, a poop away, a poop away, a poop away

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How far is the White House fence perimeter?

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Maybe it is curbside pickup only?

Please don’t do that, it would make the poor kitty suffer: we understand what a joke is, animals don’t.

If I said my shit don’t stink I’d be lion.

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When I was in Germany in the 1990s, the typical “Do you speak English?” was “A little”, at which point they would launch into near-fluent English far better than my German. On the other hand when I lived in Quebec I often received “Non” or “a little” where it really was a little and we ended up using my bad French.

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I would try to speak my bad high school French with Quebecois, and they would switch to English. So I’d speak English, and they’d switch back to French with a sneer.

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Especially as it isn’t processed. It’s roar stuff.

Her husband is somewhere in that jar.

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