Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/24/clitter-is-glitter-of-sparkly.html
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When wrapping a gift for a small child, I like to put a pinch of glitter inside the wrapping paper.
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Clitter Poppers! ™
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All this backstory is retconned. We all know the pun came first…
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Someone heard the old Demitri Martin line and started thinking hard.
(Haha, “thinking hard”.)
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Whew, I was afraid for a second that this was glitter for vaginas, and that’s not remotely healthy.
Dammit!
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You monster.
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That’s thinking outside the box!
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I used to work with a guy who would take all the animation stand paper hole punch confetti we generated as a byproduct of animating, and he’d load it into places like your pop-open umbrella on a rainy New York City day.
He was the same guy that animated the original “The More You Know” shooting star.
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You know, I’m all for gender equality, but if having to make this (or the penis-glitter I gather also exists) is the catalyst for some factory worker somewhere finally reaching the breaking point and starting the bloody revolution that ends with me up against a wall… I gotta say, fair enough.
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According to one biographer, Bogey referred to this movie as “… Dr. Clitoris.” So, not far off.
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Now THAT’S how you drop a name!
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All they have to do a few craft projects… they’ll get it there.
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Ban this sick filth.
Oh, that ‘Cosmo…’ article is pure poppy, edgy, short-attention-span-ny eye-cancer. I dare you.
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