Clitter is glitter of sparkly vulvas, boobs and ovaries


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/24/clitter-is-glitter-of-sparkly.html


#2

When wrapping a gift for a small child, I like to put a pinch of glitter inside the wrapping paper.


#3

Clitter Poppers! ™


#4

All this backstory is retconned. We all know the pun came first…


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#7

Someone heard the old Demitri Martin line and started thinking hard.

(Haha, “thinking hard”.)


#8

Oh wow, other shapes for sea life to choke on?


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#10

Whew, I was afraid for a second that this was glitter for vaginas, and that’s not remotely healthy.

Dammit!


#11

You monster.


#12

That’s thinking outside the box!


#13

I used to work with a guy who would take all the animation stand paper hole punch confetti we generated as a byproduct of animating, and he’d load it into places like your pop-open umbrella on a rainy New York City day.

He was the same guy that animated the original “The More You Know” shooting star.


#14

You know, I’m all for gender equality, but if having to make this (or the penis-glitter I gather also exists) is the catalyst for some factory worker somewhere finally reaching the breaking point and starting the bloody revolution that ends with me up against a wall… I gotta say, fair enough.


#15

According to one biographer, Bogey referred to this movie as “… Dr. Clitoris.” So, not far off.


#17

Now THAT’S how you drop a name!


#18

All they have to do a few craft projects… they’ll get it there.


#19

Ban this sick filth.


#20

Oh, that ‘Cosmo…’ article is pure poppy, edgy, short-attention-span-ny eye-cancer. I dare you.


#21

Disapproves: