CNN: Gaetz showed nudes to other lawmakers

Except for support he’s received from two towering pillars of morality, Gym Jordan and Marjorie Taylor Greene. Take from that what you will.

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“Gaetz said in a text exchange with the paper that rumors he plans to resign are “false” and that it is “very safe” to say he doesn’t have any intention to do so, The Hill reported.”

From here: Rep. Matt Gaetz's communications director resigns amid probe into allegations regarding Gaetz's sexual relationships - ABC News

Which I think means that he thought he could get a job at Newsmax or Fox but while statutory rape or being a douchey pinhead is certainly not grounds for dismissal at those outlets, it’s not something they are currently hiring for.

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Why?

They fuck the American public on the house floor pretty much constantly.

(I’ll see myself out…)

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smh GIF

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At least not until there’s evidence better than

So, so tired of anonymous sources.

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More like a grown up version of this guy:

I mean the resemblance is just uncanny.

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That seems like it would be the least wrong thing in this story.

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Just because they’re anonymous doesn’t mean they’re non-credible. No Republican congresscritter wants to be the first to go on the record claiming that Gaetz showed them possibly underage nude photos years ago and they said nothing.

It seems very unlikely CNN would open themselves to legal liability by making this up or reporting info from people who would be likely to be making it up.

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I’m getting more of a Wooderson vibe from him

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Note to Gaetz: Check your wallet. Your “Fine Young Man with Promising Future” Rape Culture Defense Card has expired quite some time ago.

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“The left-wing, non-journalist, fake-news media are the most vicious, malicious, dishonest people that I have ever come across,”

Something tells me there are no mirrors in Roger Stone’s house.

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Oh, i disagree. The deeper the hole, the better. (Backs frontloader off trailer)

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Lol, douchebag Scott Adams, of Dilbert fame, is involved.

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“Gaetz’s dad was secretly finding [sic] us,” he continues. “So I’m very much wanting this to be untrue. I’ve got a commando team leader friend of mine nervously waiting for the wire transfers to clear.”

The media director of the Israeli consulate in New York City was exchanging message like that with a rando cartoonist? Beyond poor tradecraft if true.

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I was thinking the same.

Why Would You Do That Burnie Burns GIF by Rooster Teeth

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He’s not hiding in a hole, he’s continuing to dig one.

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h/t Maureen Dowd

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