Colbert reads porn star Stormy Daniels sex affair with Trump


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/18/colbert-reads-porn-star-stormy.html


#2

of all the things, you know 45 won’t able to resist commenting on the “textbook generic” part. He is just going to HAVE to say something about being the best.


#3

: I am a textbook example of how to have sex: or the like. It will be interesting to see the Twitter response.

I have not seen any Fake news/Fake orgasm jokes yet but you know there will be coming.


#4

I hope so. That would be hilarious. Of course, admitting to cheating on his wife won’t matter to his base.


#5


#6

I am certainly not in his base, and cheating on his wife doesn’t matter to me.

Point blank, infidelity is between the spouses and other parties, it has no bearing on one’s ability to perform a job. While I get it can signify trust issues and other things…the reality is I just don’t care. Of all the things on the list of “what makes Trump unfit to be POTUS” being a cheater just doesn’t rate…we have plenty of items check marked.


#7

It’s not the cheating, it’s his vulnerability to blackmail because of it, as many have pointed out.


#8

/\ – an important point. If he was applying for clearance as a worker bee, he’d never get it.


#9

I more or less agree… but it’s all the associated, bald-face lying and hypocrisy that rightly garners attention.


#10

“She described the sex as 'textbook generic.”

I’m surprised he was that “good”.


#11

Honestly I’d be surprised if he didn’t bring some mention of his daughter into it, somehow. We know him.

I still don’t get why she did it. I really, really don’t.

Yeah, that’s between them. Still, it matters on a more abstract level: as part of a pattern of behavior, it shows who he is. That he has no impulse control and requires immediate gratification, that he has no loyalty to anyone (even those most loyal to him), and that he readily puts himself in positions where he can be blackmailed. It also reaffirms the absurdity of his embrace by evangelicals - not just the “God works through imperfect vessels” evangelicals, but the “he’s really a Godly man!” types.


#12

After he’s finally dead, I will not be surprised if some sort of proof of incest/molestation between 45 and Ivanka surfaces. Hell, I’m expecting it…


#13

Bear in mind that this was not a politically-motivated interview, and may have been her being kind and attempting to not burn bridges too badly; all we know for sure is that at best it was disappointing. If she was out to get him she’d have given a finely-detailed excoriation of each of his body parts and a much more in-depth discussion of his “technique”.


#14

I was expecting a quote like - " I had to ask if it was in yet." or “2 pump chump”… Kind of disappointed, really.


#15

Well, I disagree here. It doesn’t matter in most jobs. But moral character is valuable in an elected government representative. Mind you I have no issue with polyamory - an open marriage would not faze me - but deceiving one’s spouse is a failure of personal integrity. Likewise all the business agreements on which he’s reneged and contractors he’s shafted. However, infidelity is arguably even worse because by promising to be monogamous with his spouse and then sleeping with others, he’s deceived his spouse into a greater health risk. The increased risk of polyamory is fine only when it’s consensual.

I agree it’s far from the worse disqualification. But I don’t believe it’s totally irrelevant.


#16

If only I could buy stock in brain bleach, I’d be rich.


#17

just like his daughter."

giphy


#18

we all know what they say about the size of a guys hands…
probably the main thing he has going for him is his confidence unrooted from reality.

Two Pump Trump…FIFY


#19

The sweatpants were necessary to hide Drumph’s Viagra boner


#20

Let me tell you, and I’ve had people tell me this, if you wanted to right the perfect textbook about how to have sex, they would use me. that’s true, that’s so true. I just is.

on edit: letting the spelling error stand, because I was really channeling something there.