Comically, Dr. Oz tries to appear enthusiastic, but his supporters do not even bother

Originally published at: Comically, Dr. Oz tries to appear enthusiastic, but his supporters do not even bother | Boing Boing

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The expensive-suit-but-sans-tie-to-cater-to-“common folk” look is so very tired.

This guy needs to just go back to selling whatever snake oil he was.

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The woman standing there at the end, looking bored with the “A Dose of Reality” placard is a nice ironic touch.

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I’ve seen more excitement from people who LOST on the Price is Right.

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“A dose of reality.”

Indeed.

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“Please clap.”

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If I lived in PA I’d rotate every one of the Dr Oz signs to “NO”, ala this fake photo:

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I am the great and powerful Oz! Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

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“I was told there was free beer for anyone holding a placard”

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At least he has a huge supply of Dr Oz’s elixir for broken dreams. It’ll be a comfort after the second Tuesday in November.

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When it comes to senatorial races, it seems people still want you to be authentic. Even if it’s authentic goblin. Dr. No here is about as authentic as spray tan, and the people of PA know it and they hate it and unless John has a massive heart attack and dies, the carpet bagger has zero chance of winning, and even then Dr. No’s chances barely improve to 50/50.

Be your authentic goblin selves, folks.

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Apologies for recycling a previous joke:

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Just in time for the holidays, next to “Elf on the Shelf”, it’s “Grifter on the Sifter”!

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They need more green coffee bean extract in their diets.

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david-brent-motivational

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Well, the man can read a cue card (or memorize a few lines?), you gotta give him that. Puts him WAAAY above the FPOTUS.

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