Confederate flag sales soar on Amazon

Damn - I better get my confederate door mat now so I can wipe my feet on that shit daily.

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As pointed out in another thread, there’s also an option for wiping your actual shit daily.

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I hope those colours don’t run.

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Apologies in advance, stealing this graphic, too funny.

The bright spot? All those retail CRM systems will unfailingly capture the personal details of all these could-be future terrorists, or innocent self-expressers.

So, how can we best preserve freedom and the American way?

Maybe an FTC-enforced “Vexillogical Neutrality Directive”, ensuring that any person selling a flag must offer for sale ideologically opposed flags, to ensure due representation of dissenting views?

Perhaps the establishment of the First People’s Patriotic Flag and Textile Manufactury, where the state will manufacture such flags as the Second Five Year Plan dictates, and distribute them according to the needs of the people?

You would find me notably hostile to actual ‘banning’, and notably skeptical of its efficacy(much less the efficacy of this measure, which is probably filling the coffers of specialist suppliers as we speak); but the notion that “what our country was founded on” included guarantees that your preferred consumer goods would always be carried by your preferred merchants is…dubiously historical.

Gun sales spike when Coca-Cola announces a new formulation? I didn’t realise Americans felt so strongly about Coke :wink:

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we should totally remove the hate symbols from political field

till we end up with?

I find it odd the symbol is being attacked, not the hatred and rage which led to this horrible event. And? I challenge every boing-er? go out and be NICE to people you would not normally. Pay for someone’s coffee. say a kind word, share a smile.

Go out of your way in REAL LIFE, to make a difference.

I find it odd the symbol is being attacked, not the hatred and rage which led to this horrible event.

Nice job separating those two things to make yourself a little straw man. He’s kinda cute!

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I’m capable of attacking the flag, racism and easy access to guns at the same time.

Oh and maybe if you’re going to show a button that features Clinton Gore and the confederate flag, you should check to see if it was actually made by the campaign and not just some random Bubba looking to make a buck (hint: it wasn’t - every single official Clinton item was union made and was stamped as such - those were not)

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They are indeed gone.

OT, but since the thread is dead: I wonder if the word “union” will even cross Hillary’s lips this time around. A very sad change, that.

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