Confusing, stomach turning headline via the Daily Mail

Right, so that headline and story are totally not sensationalist and overhyped, and they absolutely are not the text-book definition of tabloid journalism, and is definitely not designed to be click-bait.

What a waste of time and space.

Kudos, sir. I wholly applaud your ability to keep a level and sane head and actually thinking beyond the ridiculous sensationalism and hyperbole the article spews. The internet needs more of this.

When I was a kid in the delightful Regan years, our local dealer had a whole cache of “DARE” T-shirts provided to him by supportive students who loved the irony. I don’t think that I ever saw him not in a DARE t-shirt. It was like his dealing uniform or something.

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Yes, but are you PROUD to be an American, where at least you know you’re free?

Did jebus get a hollow cross as well?

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In some of the towns where this is popular though, “60” is a pretty significant sample…

Why is it that purity men scratch their purity balls?

as a symbol of modern religion that photo is priceless…
“looks semi-legit at first glance, but kinda hollow and phoney beneath the surface when you really look at it.”

also ironic that they don’t seem to even know that in the story he only carried the top bar, there is not way he could have carried the frigging pole. for christ’s sake people.

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I think boys get this instead.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl’s name, because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You’re married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hut!

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Look, obviously no one likes to claim Hitler as one of their compatriots, but clearly the Germans as well as the Austrians had a huge raging boner for him and neither gets to be let off the hook for that one, which makes the discussion irrelevant.

Which is why I’m a fundamentalist agnostic; I can hate em all, even the athiests if I want.

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It was a compliment. I like a well-done Godwin. :wink:

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I believe so. The “going crazy once at college” phenomenon seemed to happen to most of the kids who had too much adult supervision back home.

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My “Kids are snorting crushed Smarties ™” alarm is going off.

How many of you believe this because it is about The Other, and would immediately call BS if it was about Urban Youth.

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+1 Internets and my hat’s off to you sir!

I want to know which two states don’t have these dances.

There’s always Motherboy. (The dinner/dance event, not the '70s rock band.)

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Wait, that isn’t it? I’m going to have to re-read the post now.

I believe they have to be the color blue as well.

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The only word for that song is “treacly schlock”. Sadly, it enjoyed a resurgence on Armed Forces Radio and Television (AFRTS) stations during America’s Adventure in the Middle East. Awful. Just simply awful.