Well this is a pretty different characterization of events from the last time BB reported on this story.
Things change as facts emerge?
Quite dramatically, in this case.
His office has emphasized he was “not drinking,” though the sheriff’s report challenges that assertion.
Given the rampant stories of him being inebriated while on duty at the WH during TFG’s reign, Imma gonna go with he was lit.
“Slander and nonsense! It wasn’t booze, it was pills!”
(He didn’t earn the nickname “Dr. Feelgood” for nothing.)
ESH. (If this is ever posted on r/AmITheAsshole…)
Not just a dick, or full-on dick, or fucking dick. A full-on fucking dick!
His closet geek comes out when agitated.
More than that.
The 200 year lifespan is Kim Jong Il level cult of personality derangement.
Ronny was the live to 200, not the one that looked like Spiner’s character in ID4? TFG really attracts the best of the medical profession.
That doctor didn’t even write Trump’s medical assessment - he eventually admitted that Trump wrote it, and the doctor just signed it.
These rethuglicants! Always with the projection!
It’s an object lesson in journalism. The original story mentioned here on BoingBoing only discussed the police’s actions, stating only that RJ was allegedly trying to help the girl.
This version at least partially exonerates the police of overreaction and hyperviolence, and definitely casts the Congresscreature in a less altruistic light.
If he was a full-on fucking spider-bit dick, that could explain his other symptoms.
No kidding. Surprised he didn’t go with “your ego is writing checks your body can’t cash.”
All Congressmen Are Bastards
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