Awww…
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Aw, that’s very nice, but I’ll be ok. Once I adjust to my new pay schedule I should be able to avoid times when a pizza isn’t a smart idea…
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Prodigy used this as sample for one of their songs back when they were more kiddie rave.
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Okay! But if you need a pizza then don’t be shy.
And sometimes you NEED a pizza! It’s truly the food of the gods.
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Now that’s just wrong.
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I was just thinking that of all things in this thread, that definitely was the most traumatic.
Evil, evil person.
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Apt!
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Yep. I’d say you got them all. 
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To be honest, the reason I brought up her weight in the first place was in reference to her as a de facto object; that is, a weight pressing down upon the hapless perp’s back. To review: he’s luckier than he would have been in the States, where he very likely would have been slammed to the pavement by some overzealous and heavily bedonutted dude additionally weighed down by 40 pounds of weaponry and body armor, if he wasn’t simply shot first. Instead, he was apprehended and restrained by someone with the training, strength, and discipline to do so without having to rely upon deadly weapons, excessive force, body armor, a male physique, or even shoes and long pants. I get the impression the gentleman wasn’t even choked or shot even once.
If only our American police could possess and apply such training and discipline, my point implied, ours would be a safer and merrier and more respectable nation.
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Oh, and hi everyone! I was off enjoying my Sunday. Per dragon’s orders. 
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I am strongly in favor of Swedish Bikini cops in America. It’s a kinder and gentler way of law enforcement than the fat, gun-toting 'roid raging fucktards we have now.
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…I can’t believe I’m walking back into this thread…
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I don’t think I’ll ever see a more apt GIF for this situation. Well done, sir.
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#¡Woe is? ¿si eoM!
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I have looked at that lintel many times and never noticed the V. We take familiar things for granted.
Perhaps the Swedish version reads “Protect the children of the poor; pvnish the wrongdoer, even when wearing a bikini.”
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[With apologies for being off the main topic.]
I’m reminded of the short story The Heart of the Park, by Flannery O’Connor (no page numbers in that pdf of the collection…it’s the eighth story in the book).
…He pointed down through the trees. “Muvseevum,” he said. The strange word made him shiver. That was the first time he had ever said it aloud. A piece of gray building was showing where he pointed. It grew larger as they went down the hill, then as they came to the end of the wood and stepped out on the gravel driveway, it seemed to shrink suddenly. It was round and soot-colored. There were columns at the front of it and in between each column there was an eyeless woman holding a pot on her head. A concrete band was over the columns and the letters M V S E V M were cut into it. Enoch was afraid to pronounce the word again.
(It appears that the exact same passage is also in her novel Wise Blood —here, page 92. But I’ve only read the short story, so that’s what I went to first.)
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Trust me, you’re good. This thread abandoned any pretense of apology being expected for derailment many, many posts ago.
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