Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife threatened man with handgun pulled from vagina… plus space aliens!


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Insert (ahem) Jenny McCarthy anti-vaxxer joke here. Seriously, would you? I can't think of a good one right now.


#5

How do you... there must be a LOT of variation there.


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“Who is crazy, you or me?”

Well, definitely you, but I'm here by choice so the smart money's on "both"


#7

The novel writes itself. Oh...wait....


#9

Should've had a "no handguns in twat" clause in that prenup


#10

I don't have either one so I don't know firsthand, but ... ouch. (Actually I don't have any of the above -- vagina, gun, aliens, wife -- ex or not -- or Cormac.)


#11

You've got to stop getting your news from The Onion, man.

I refuse to believe this actually happened. Fingers in ears....lalalalalala.


#12

Anti-waxxer joke? :snoerk:

Is "all of the above" a valid answer?


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I'm thinking the safest way to do this would also require grasping the barrel to insert/ remove the gun. Which most would not do. Walking around with a gun aimed directly at internal organs, to me is a risk that outweighs any possible advantage.


#14

Write what you know.


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Apparently, once the revolver was removed from Miss McCarthy, the boyfriend put it...in the toilet? As the saying goes, if you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly. They had the crazy cranked up to 11 that night.


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Oh, so that's what fingerbang means!


#17

Clickbait-style headline:
"You won't BELIEVE where Jenny McCarthy conceals her handguns!"

(I'm sure someone can do way better than this)


#18

An exception to the rule, in which the reveal is actually much weirder than the clickbait title would have you think.


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It's crazy that this is the ex-wife of Cormac McCarthy. He's an interesting guy.

Apparently he attracts interesting women, too.


#20

This is sadder than The Road


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The only thing I can think is "even if it was unloaded... Dragging a front sight across mucous membranes can't be fun (or non-damaging)".

Eep!

Safety rule #1: Do not point the muzzle at anything you wouldn't destroy (and not intended as a snide teen colloquialism).


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Shouldn't this article come with a trigger warning?


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