Granted. But in order to extract sufficient O2 from the water, you need a steady stream of water running through your body, as you can’t extract enough by breathing-in and exhaling. Your body, though, miraculously adapts by expelling the water through your already convenient liquid removal system. Unfortunately, this adaptation leaves those particular body parts incapable of performing any function other than elimination.
Enjoy!
I wish @jlw, who made an appearance in the first Badass Door Game, would play the new iteration, roleplaying as an alternate reality @pesco and driving, of course, this.