Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. On your deathbed, I will hunt you down and, at the moment just before death, whisper what your wish was into your ear.

I wish that the rain would let up so that I could go out cycling tonight.

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Sweet! Ā 

Glad you like it.

See you in two weeks.

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Poof! Your wish has been granted. The rain ceases and you cycle to your heartā€™s content.

camera pans out to show a child holding a snowglobe

dramatic music plays

series ends

I wish I was happier at work.

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Granted! Stress at work pales in comparison to from the constant eggshells you have to tiptoe around at home when interacting with your loved ones, even if you believe they might still love you.

I wish I hadnā€™t eaten that. I really should not have eaten that.

Granted! You didnā€™t eat that. The new species of bacterium that would have formed in your stomach due to your eating that, providing a panacea to cure all disease and provide immortality, will now never form, and you will no longer become famous and wealthy from telling the story which would have begun with ā€œI really should not have eaten that.ā€

I wish for the hot weather to hold off for just a few weeks longerā€¦

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