Juggalos are smarter than Trump stans. And nicer people, too.
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So is kryptonite but you still shouldn’t put it up your butt.
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I read through the text but then had to go back and checked to see if I’d missed the part where it was a parody account or something. Watching the video just made it worse.
What is wrong with these people? Are they just looking to be little petty slaves to a celebrity? Just friggin’ accept the dude fell asleep while tweeting. I’ve fallen asleep while driving home from work pulling 12 hour shifts. This isn’t like a huge bad thing. Like it’s the least noxious thing that a-hole has ever done. lol
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That’s a low bar. I used to live with a drug dealer and his best friend, a periodically homeless, schizophrenic Vietnam veteran. They were both smarter and nicer than the Trump stans I’ve had the misfortune to know. Well, when they weren’t stoned into a paranoid dimension beyond time, anyway.
I don’t have any direct experience of Juggalos, but from what I’ve read they’re a pretty accepting supportive bunch.
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Mr Enlow needs to investigate my fluorine-uranium-carbon-potassium-oxygen-fluorine-fluorine compound that is guaranteed to get rid of morons.
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Sounds charmingly corrosive.
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As a retarded, er, retired person, I no longer have to think. I thoroughly enjoyed The DaVinci Code starring Tom Hanks and Audrey Tautou. Religious science fiction are only three words too describe this movie.
This is astonishing!? I can become infected with 5G? Is there a vaccine for this? Maybe turning off my phone will made me immune.
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What is the dosage? I mean, the bigger the better?
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MAGA nuts: I like Trump because he’s a plain-talking guy who says what he means.
Also MAGA nuts: Our glorious leader delivers instructions in code that only the enlightened can interpret.
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Treatments come in a variety of sizes to match the full range of assholes. When in doubt, go a size larger.
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I’d go and unearth that particular tumblr thread about inserting specific rock formations in specific places, but I’m on a work computer and there’s no way on this planet or any other that I’m doing that on this machine.
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We are joking, but I bet we will see people intoxicated with heavy metal because some ruffians and grifters sold them miracle cures for imaginary illness.
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I assume that this particular group of marks will need a specific brand of pseudoscience with American characteristics; but allegedly medical applications of heavy metals are definitely already a thing.
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Which only makes sense, because the allegedly medical removal of heavy metals is also definitely a thing.
It’s a perpetual motion machine of malpractice and snake oil.
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"Had she but told me when she disordered me
Had she but told me of it at the time
I might have got salts and pills of white mercury
But now I’m cut down in the height of my prime"
– The Unfortunate Rake (Traditional)
"Had she but told me when she vaccinated me
Had she but told me of 5G in time
I might have got bleach and pills of covfefe
But now I’m cut down in the height of my prime"
– The Unfortunate Republican (2022 variantl)
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