Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/05/trump-embarks-on-roidy-allcaps-twitter-rant-to-prove-that-hes-not-dead.html
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The thing is that you can schedule when tweets go out which is useful when you want to throw out buzzwords in all caps at a certain time of day.
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Verbal diarrhea.
Sorry, that’s VERBAL DIARRHEA! VOTE!
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Looks like we have all the topics needed to play a T-campaign themed fishbowl game! This should be fun.
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Looks like a shitty attempt at Jenny Holzer art.
(Oh, we know he’s not dead because I don’t hear or see fireworks.)
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Did Herman Cain tweet back (https://boingboing.net/2020/08/31/herman-cain-who-died-of-covid.html)?
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Yes, because if there’s one thing we’ve all learned from Herman Cain, it’s that tweeting proves you aren’t dead yet.
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Even for him those are unhinged and incoherent. I honestly don’t know if that’s evidence for or against it being a sock puppet.
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We were joking last night that if Pence ends up in a situation where he has to pick a VP, Herman Cain’s twitter account seems like a plausible choice.
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As always, the plugin that renders his tweets in a child’s crayon scrawl delivers for me.
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DAMN RIGHT!
I said at 6:20 a.m.
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A tweet is hardly proof of life.It isn’t even proof of consciousness. However, perhaps his supporters are unfamiliar with the idea of a personal staff.
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What is the common word in every one of those tweets?
VOTE!
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YOU can. I’m not convinced HE can.
Also, again, planning ahead for future events isn’t really his style. The guy can’t even plan for the present. Either this is coming from Trump in real time or his aides are getting better at mimicking his syntax.
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Feels like those tweets should have ended “ME OUT”
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I suspect there is an app that allows his followers to submit a buzz phrase, then appends VOTE! and tweets it out under turmp’s name.
MORE SUGAR. VOTE!
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IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH! VOTE!
(It’s actually 2 complete sentences, bbs. Grr)
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That’s practically seven bingo cards worth of bullshit right there. And we haven’t even gotten to vomiting coffee* grounds.
*covfefe?
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ARBEIT MACHT FREI. VOTE!
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