Crazy, Frazetta-esque vintage cologne ad


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Ooo can I still buy some? That stuff was like ur-Axe, I haven’t seen it for sale in years.


How old is this commercial?


That. Was. Awesome.

I’m never using Hai Karate again.


Okay, the part where he pulls out his “magic sword”? Yeah, that’s not suggestive at all.


Voice over by Orson Welles and Casey Kasem?


Sadly better than pretty much all the heroic fantasy movies ever made.


Depends when you are!

Edit: I am going to guess this dates from the early 1980s. The sound quality is bad, but the voice sounds like Orson Welles, who died in 1985. Also, Frazetta’s film (w/ Ralph Bakshi) Fire and Ice was released around 1983, which increased Frazetta’s profile among the general public.



I love when a mutant not only knows of another example of “heavy metal fantasy perfume advertisement,” but also, it’s better than the OP.
( ̄▽ ̄)ノ_彡☆バンバン!!


After a long day of fending off Nekron’s hordes, Princess Teegra appreciates that I still feel fresh and clean…


Oh. My!


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