Crazy, Frazetta-esque vintage cologne ad


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Ooo can I still buy some? That stuff was like ur-Axe, I haven’t seen it for sale in years.


#3

How old is this commercial?


#4

That. Was. Awesome.

I’m never using Hai Karate again.


#5

Okay, the part where he pulls out his “magic sword”? Yeah, that’s not suggestive at all.


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Voice over by Orson Welles and Casey Kasem?


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Sadly better than pretty much all the heroic fantasy movies ever made.


#8

Depends when you are!

Edit: I am going to guess this dates from the early 1980s. The sound quality is bad, but the voice sounds like Orson Welles, who died in 1985. Also, Frazetta’s film (w/ Ralph Bakshi) Fire and Ice was released around 1983, which increased Frazetta’s profile among the general public.


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I love when a mutant not only knows of another example of “heavy metal fantasy perfume advertisement,” but also, it’s better than the OP.
( ̄▽ ̄)ノ_彡☆バンバン!!


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After a long day of fending off Nekron’s hordes, Princess Teegra appreciates that I still feel fresh and clean…


#12

Oh. My!


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