Crazy, Frazetta-esque vintage cologne ad

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Ooo can I still buy some? That stuff was like ur-Axe, I havenā€™t seen it for sale in years.

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How old is this commercial?

That. Was. Awesome.

Iā€™m never using Hai Karate again.

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Okay, the part where he pulls out his ā€œmagic swordā€? Yeah, thatā€™s not suggestive at all.

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Voice over by Orson Welles and Casey Kasem?

Sadly better than pretty much all the heroic fantasy movies ever made.

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Depends when you are!

Edit: I am going to guess this dates from the early 1980s. The sound quality is bad, but the voice sounds like Orson Welles, who died in 1985. Also, Frazettaā€™s film (w/ Ralph Bakshi) Fire and Ice was released around 1983, which increased Frazettaā€™s profile among the general public.

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I love when a mutant not only knows of another example of ā€œheavy metal fantasy perfume advertisement,ā€ but also, itā€™s better than the OP.
(ļæ£ā–½ļæ£)惎ļ¼æå½”ā˜†ćƒćƒ³ćƒćƒ³ļ¼!

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After a long day of fending off Nekronā€™s hordes, Princess Teegra appreciates that I still feel fresh and cleanā€¦

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Oh. My!

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