Cruz fan issues clarification

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/03/01/cruz-fan-issues-clarification.html

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Turdo Boost.

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The Scientologist, not the crazy one obsessed with aliens.

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It could be worse, if it was Nikolas, but I am more a fan of Penelope. It could also be a guy like this one:
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Tom notted? Did he?

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“I think if you’re going to be a really good stunt double you have to really become one with the actor. You have to walk like the actor, talk like the actor, legally change your name to sound like the actor’s …”

– Tom Crooze

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Cruise not Cruz…? Just spell it right and it won’t be a problem.

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Even if it was on a Chevy Cruze it would still be a sign of bad taste.

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Too many characters.

I prefer Penelope

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Hmm. It’s a tough call.

verses

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Tom not Nick

No wait, Tom is an asshole too. All those guys are assholes.

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As long as it’s not Rafael. I can never forgive him for killing JFK.

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“You mean you’re a fan of tropical cruises?”

“No.”

“You like to go cruising in that car?”

“No!”

“You’re one of those creeps who cruises public restrooms?”

“NO!!”

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Cruise missile?

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But… but it’s still Tom…

not sure how the distinction is an improvement.

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… I was hoping it was “Celia, not Ted”

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no that’s this guy

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