Ted Cruz likes “offensive” porn clip on Twitter

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/12/ted-cruz-likes-offensive.html

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This is one faux pas Trump will never make on Twitter since it’s common knowledge he only masturbates to pictures of himself.

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But he wasn’t looking at porn. It’s disgusting anybody could suggest such a thing!

One of the first to react was the porn site itself, which thanked him for watching and then quickly changed their bio to note they are “Ted Cruz’s Favorite Twitter Porn Account!”

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How disgracefully out of touch with ordinary Texans.

Who prefer lesbian porn. http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/t_in_content_image/pornhubinsights_o36q3q.jpg

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Wow, I feel like there’s a lot to unpack in that graphic…

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Curious that at opposite ends of the country is some form of “Step” fetish.

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“Go away, ‘batin’.”

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Ted, it’s not too late to chase your dreams to be in a “teen tit film”, fly free, fly high!

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… 'cause looking at an other mans penis makes you gay, silly.

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Maybe, but he might be a better fit for a “Boomer Balls” film.

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I would like to make some kind of joke based around the word “comeuppance.”

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Ted is trying to cozy up to tRump with this kind of behavior, just might work too.

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If it was Mike Pence, it would be news.

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If it was Mike Pence, it would have been gay porn.

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I’m only surprised that it wasn’t. (Two women is, 99% of the time, hetero porn. It’s not for women who have sex with women.)

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If the women have long finger nails, it’s hetero porn.

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If the screenshot is any indication, the title of the film in question would be “Two Girls, One Comeuppance.”

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To his defense, Ted Cruz said: “That was a click mistake, everybody knows it is hard to browse with only a left-hand free”.

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