Rudy will earn his presidential knee pads.
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color me skeptical, the only bad blowjobs i’ve ever had weren’t because the person didn’t have enough bumps in their mouth…i don’t see how having to wear a retainer is going to make someone more enthusiastic or imbue experience.
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So, don’t get me wrong, this thing squicks me out. The hygiene implications along are…disturbing.
But I have a serious question which I hope won’t seem insensitive (especially since I know we’re operating with frayed nerves and a sleep deficit today). But isn’t this potentially for gay men and gay transmen as well?
Again, my mild OCD wants nothing to do with this, and that’s despite thinking sex toys for all genders are fascinating.
ETA: @Mister44 already brought this up. Sorry about that. Today is the last day anyone needs a Groundhog Day. Carry on. And feel free to vent. You’re among friends, and friends let friends vent when the fit hits the shan like a tangerine pie. Besides, if there was any time in a long time for women to feel betrayed by American society (and there have been plenty), then this is the time.
As for me, I should’ve read the fukin’ thread before commenting.
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Buchanan?
It’s for men so manly they prefer to be in the company of other men, It also serves as a dental dam.
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This is the second dumbest thing I’ve seen today.
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Ah, the Dolarhyde model! Of use to Fannibals, apparently.
So, is it up on thingiverse under CC license yet? Can someonemod the little nubs to be cute little pokemon?
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I’m just unsure how @beschizza will go about photoshopping it into people’s eyes…
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Don’t feel too bad. I predicted a Trump win solely on the basis that 2016 has been a shit year of shitty shittiness.
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I had a vibrating tongue ring for a while. It was fun to play with, and not too ‘buzzy’ inside my head.
http://www.tonguejoy.com/ was the company that made it.
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Well, you thought of it, so it will soon be a thing in Japan.
“25 Pikachus strategically placed for maximum power!”
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all i can do is try my best
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cis 
Huh 
I love the idea of a gay Asian guy defying expectations and creating a new sextoy!
With that being said, I don’t understand why he used small spheres instead of a ribbed design for stimulation.
I know that it’s a design concept but I am genuinely curious about why this stimulation format. It reminds me of penis covers when instead I would have thought about Tenga eggs patterns like the wavy.
Anyway, I don’t have a penis so I can only ask about what kind of effect each pattern provokes.
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Who else would create new sex toys except for gay Asian men? 
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seriously, worst part about trump win on the intertubes is having to look at those gorram Corinthianesque mouth eyes.
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Have we checked Alibaba yet? Might be there already…
