Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/07/29/customer-claims-that-a-fake-ur.html
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there are still people like that out there… i don’t know whether to comment ‘you should get out more often’ in snark or just weep.
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Sounds like the pretty much the target age to find that kind of toy amusing if you ask me.
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Your ‘must watch’ link is broken
But I will add, without having watched it–
You didn’t see the part BEFORE the video and what the toy was doing!
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My first thought too. Then I thought “payday.”
I know they got in front of that one, but I remain sceptical, more like an ad for “attorney wanted.”
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You know, I was all set to sarcastically dismiss their claims, but then I saw that bottom screen grab.
THE EYES!
THE EYES!
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Yes, that is peak pee toy humor age.
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This is why we can’t have nice things…
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I was out n about in Italy when I couldn’t have been more than five, six at the most - taking no shortage of joy in finding all the “wee” fountains I could and standing under them, pulsing their stream - whatever.
…and I turned out grrrrrrreat!
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It’s like she doesn’t understand Japanese steakhouses at all!
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Penis, p e n i s, PENIS!
I know that was juvenile of me.
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Oh yeah, those two don’t look like the kind of people who’d file a bullshit lawsuit to get paid at all.
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Tennessee, Tennessee, there ain’t no place I’d rather be,
Baby won’t you carry me back to Tennessee.
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…after thinking about it, what should we expect from a country that views David as “offensive”?
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Because Murfreesboro…
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As is the toy, apparently.
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Most people don’t sexualize urine, fake or not.
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Oh? Oh… 
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Kent Brockman: Thanks, Mayor Simpson! From now on, we’ll all be taking golden showers.
[muffled laughter is heard in the background]
Kent Brockman: What?
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As a southerner, I think I’m allowed / obligated to say, “Bless their hearts”. (Which, of course, means anything from “sorry your mom died” to “you just ain’t right in the head”.)
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“Meth is bad, mmmmkay.”
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