Customer claims that a fake-urinating toy sexually assaulted her at a restaurant

That gets a like just for Jonathan Richman

OMG. The husband thinks the toy doesn’t have a penis because “just because someone cuts off the little piece of plastic, doesn’t change the fact that you are getting peed on”…he goes on to claim “it was a ‘‘sexual style assault’’ on my wife!..in front of our minor children and grandchildren.”

ummm…dude it is a toy squirt gun. it never had a plastic penis. no one cut its plastic dick off. it isn’t actually peeing. moron.

the classy wife is just as amazing… “it peed on me…it shot water out of its wee wee area!”

:joy::laughing::joy: they are just too much, and the looks on their faces while they claim this is priceless. yeah, they aren’t BSing for money, nope, not one bit. They could at least work on their poker faces first.

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Excellent composition.

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I always wondered what Duck Dynasty enthusiasts looked like, but I certainly could have guessed.

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Worst remake of ‘Chucky’ EVAH.

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