Dadbag, a fanny pack that will give you an instant 'dad bod'

[Rusty_Blazenhoff]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/19/dadbag-a-fanny-pack-that-will.html

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[NashRambler]

Already got one, thanks.

[lrf]

Well, that’s very Videodrome. (Trigger warning: contains James Woods. And is hella gross.)

[smulder]

Also, Robert Fripp’s favorite guitar tuning.

[TobinL]

Long live the new flesh!

[TobinL]

@NashRambler

Already got one, thanks.

You beat me to it. Is there one to hide/reduce dad belly?

[anon48584343]

More like Bearbag.

[Boundegar]

Oh good, it comes in multiple colors, not just “flesh.” (Thanks, Crayola.)

[RickMycroft]

I can’t wait to see what TSA thinks of the idea.

[Grey_Devil]

Its missing some tan colors. But then again i already got my dad bod going so i don’t need the fanny pack.

[NashRambler]

Thanks, I needed some fresh material for me “CANNOT UNSEE” mental file.

[NashRambler]

I’m afraid it’s called a six pack. You either do enough sit-ups to get one, or you go buy one and drink the sad away.

[Brainspore]

@Rusty_Blazenhoff

I made the dadbag because I’m desperate to have dad bod but I’m also very concerned about the health risks associated with it.

Seems like everyone wants a perfect bod but no one is willing to put in the hours at the bar anymore.

[allenk]

“The Allen”. Thanks so much.

[TobinL]

I have been working on the former. Just very impatient about it.

[Melz2]

Well, this product gives dunlap a whole new meaning.

[FGD135]

Why make do with a sixpack when you can afford a keg?

[hecep]

The navel should be able to hold a few coins.

[Amstrad]