Dadbag, a fanny pack that will give you an instant 'dad bod'


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/19/dadbag-a-fanny-pack-that-will.html


#2

Already got one, thanks.


#3

Well, that’s very Videodrome. (Trigger warning: contains James Woods. And is hella gross.)


#4

Also, Robert Fripp’s favorite guitar tuning.


#5

Long live the new flesh!


#6

You beat me to it. Is there one to hide/reduce dad belly?


#7

More like Bearbag.

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#8

Oh good, it comes in multiple colors, not just “flesh.” (Thanks, Crayola.)


#9

I can’t wait to see what TSA thinks of the idea.


#10

Its missing some tan colors. But then again i already got my dad bod going so i don’t need the fanny pack.


#11

Thanks, I needed some fresh material for me “CANNOT UNSEE” mental file.


#12

I’m afraid it’s called a six pack. You either do enough sit-ups to get one, or you go buy one and drink the sad away.


#13

Seems like everyone wants a perfect bod but no one is willing to put in the hours at the bar anymore.


#14

“The Allen”. Thanks so much.


#15

I have been working on the former. Just very impatient about it.


#16

Well, this product gives dunlap a whole new meaning.


#17

Why make do with a sixpack when you can afford a keg?


#18

The navel should be able to hold a few coins.


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