Daily orgasms can greatly reduce risk of prostate cancer

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She gave me some great life advice one day. Great lady.

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It’s important to keep a diary and pace yourself.

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Oh, and also remember, just in case you become famous later and your diaries run the risk of being published posthumously, use some sort of euphemism. I recommend “doctorin’ the Tardis.”

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“Going Hans Solo on Darth Vader’s head” seems too obvious in retrospect.

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I have family members who are medical doctors, and advising Catholic priests at risk of prostate cancer is always a delicate subject :hushed:

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On second thought, considering the whole “bigger on the inside” thing, “doctorin’ the Tardis” might be a better euphemism for the womenfolk to use.

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Kids.

Back in my day, we had a fapple a day.

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Tuning the light saber.

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Driving balls with your one wood?

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Workin’ the hydrospanner.

Bullseyeing womp rats.

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