David Clarke, America's other death-camp sheriff, resigns

[Aquaman5K]

I just hope he doesn’t fail upwards.

[some_guy]

“Death Camp” Sheriff, huh?

Maybe he’s going to sleep all day. . .

[KathyPartdeux]

He wanted to spend more time with his medals.

[TheGreatParis]

“Is that supposed to be some kind of joke?”

“Do you see me laughing?”

[KathyPartdeux]

Don’t worry; we’re not laughing with you.

[anon34697667]

[Papasan]

Adios asshole.

[hecep]

That’s actually funny…in a morbid, slow-down-to-watch-a-road-crash sort of way.

[Mister44]

To be fair, his amount of flair does meet the minimum requirements.

[ficuswhisperer]

[knoxblox]

Hey! He has the required number of pieces of flair.

[Fef]

This guy might be available:

[anon15383236]

What’s that S doing in his sign?

[anon34697667]

I think it’s “Black S For Trump”. Like, the black letter “S” for Trump.

[anon43374320]

I harken back to those gentler days

[anon15383236]

@TomPoston

The sad part is that I could totally believe that was a real tweet.

[Shuck]

Let’s see… belongs to murderous cult… yeah, he’ll do as a replacement in a couple generations of employees. So, about December, I reckon. They’ll still need someone for after him, though…

[LDoBe]

Goes perfectly with:

“They’re sending rapists, and murderers. And some… I assume… Are good people.”

[euansmith]

Will Clarke say, “I’m too old for this shit”?

[Manqueman]

Much more likely, I think, quitting to cash outing/or for a position under Donald than, you know, anything directly due to anyone’s dissatisfaction with his job performance.