David Hasselhoff is auctioning off KITT from Knight Rider

[Mister44]

Seven Year old me needs a million dollars right fucking now!!

[apalatn]

That was fun, but something very weird happened: every time the Hoff showed up, I thought he was an old woman with a short haircut, even when I knew it was him. Hairy chest didn’t slow my brain down at all.

I don’t know what’s happening and I’m scared

[KathyPartdeux]

@prooftheory

But, like, does it talk?

Yes - but you have to pull the string.

[anon78706664]

A million bucks will buy a lot of cheeseburgers.

[Bytheway]

David Hasselhoff Drunk, Banned Carl's Jr. Commercial

[Garymon]

@Brainspore

“How could Michael do this to me after all we’ve been through?”

I had the same image of a typical auction with Kit alternating between cursing David, crying, and screaming at the crowd to cal 911, all cranked up to Curb your Enthusiasm levels of awkward.

[anon81034786]

Is that how KITT turns into KARR?

[anon73430903]

There was one with BRIAN BLESSED’s voice, so I don’t see why there can’t be one.

[Anyhoo]

Only if the car isn’t death proof

[DigitalImpostor]

“By your command, Michael.”

[anon61221983]

[GilbertWham]

Presumably you can mod an Alexa or something like it as well, which would get you most of the way there.

[euansmith]

You need to make certain you’ve got the localised language pack if you are planning to drive in Europe.

Stewies european see and say

[Improbus]

Um, can I get that body on a EV platform like a Tesla?

[anon36271483]

I always suspected KITT was possessed by a Cylon