Dead squid can have sex with your mouth, and it hurts


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#2

The FUCK they can!


#3

Dead squid care nothing for consent…


#4

Rule 34 applies!

Do Not Google! You have been warned!


#5

Squid: “Bring it, xenomorphs.”


#6

Someone tell Frank and his editor that the plural of apparatus is apparatus.


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#8

seriously tenacious ejaculatory apparati

dot tumblr dot com.

[That’s the new WBAGNFARB.]


#9

Apparati is certainly wrong, but apparatus can be treated as a self-plural noun (like glasses) or it can have a super-plural apparatuses. Apparatus is a collection of bits to perform a function, as in “laboratory apparatus”, but if I have two machines to make hydrogen sulphide instead of one, I am allowed to say that I have two Kipps’ apparatuses or apparatus. Both the OED and Merriam-Webster agree with this.
Personally I would avoid using “apparatuses” but that’s because I try to avoid sesquipedalian words.


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#11

C’thulhu Phuq That!


#12

I used to like calamari, until just now.


#13

You are correct, sir. My knee jerks quickly at the sight of “apparati” ever since a long argument I had with a patent attorney.


#14

Mmm delicious squid jizz.

Also I presume the squid in question was fresh when cooked and wasn’t cooked too long. I think this is a very very rare occurrence


#15

It’s ok, calamari is all just pig bung, anyway.


#16

you forgot the comma after FUCK.


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#18

Aaaaauuuuuuggghhhhhhhhh. Guess I’m one step closer to going vegan!


#19

You have to really let them know who’s boss…


#20

This has got to be the headline or story Of. The. Year! Maybe even of the decade.