Deaths: Harold Bornstein, NY physician who lied that Trump was healthiest president ever, dead at 73

[hecep]

Doctor… heal thyself.

[Jesse13927]

@longtimelurker

But can someone PLEASE go into his office and straighten the friggin’ frames? My OCD is going to give me a heart attack if I have to look at this picture again.

Just have someone Photoshop it.

[longtimelurker]

@moosemalloy

he has both a name badge AND, immediately above, his name monogrammed into his lab coat

Thanks a lot.
/s
Now I REALLY can’t look at that picture ever again. I also hate the fact that it looks like he’s the cigarette holding pose.

[bluehenbear]

r/dankchristianmemes - "Nietzsche is dead." - God, 1900

[Hypoxia]

But which god died? Humans have invented so many.

Meanwhile, back to the doctor. I’m reminded of a high school choral coach who said I didn’t know how to breathe. But she’s dead now and I’m not, so I guess I get the last laugh. Or wheeze. Now DonnyBoy wheezes on – but is he laughing?

[FGD135]

@longtimelurker

But can someone PLEASE go into his office and straighten the friggin’ frames?

Well…

[CaillouSexyThing]

Those diplomas were on loan. The actual degree holders will be reclaiming them shortly.

[Hypoxia]

Amazing replicas can be issued by dot-matrix printers. Signatures won’t look good but can be easily forged. A certificate on my wall designates me a deity. No problem.