Originally published at: Trump releases another doctor's note of questionable value
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“Signed, Epstein’s Mother”
https://clip.cafe/welcome-back-kotter-1975/signed-epsteins-mother-s1/t/1/
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Apparently the distinguished physician Dr. John Barron, MD is still unavailable to attest to the extraordinary physical and mental fitness of the very stable genius.
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Bruce Aronwald, who “wrote” the note, is not an MD. He is an osteopath.
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Now to wait for him to be pushed in a wheelchair, no makeup, into the courtroom for sentencing after being found guilty, “Your honor, do be gentle with this feeble old man.”
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Thanks
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Just to head off the inevitable digression: in the United States a Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine is a real medical doctor with a certification equivalent to an MD.
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Here’s the text of the letter. Does he look more fit and trim to anyone?
I have been President Donald J. Trump’s personal physician since 2021. During this time, I have conducted several comprehensive examinations, the most recent being September 13, 2023, and have supervised specialist consultations along with ancillary testing for screening and preventative health maintenance.
I am pleased to report that President Trump’s overall health is excellent. His physical exams were well within the normal range and his cognitive exams were exceptional. In addition, his most recent extensive laboratory analysis remains well within normal limits and was even more favorable than prior testing in some of the most significant parameters, most likely secondary to weight reduction.
Cardiovascular studies are all normal and cancer screening tests are all negative. President Trump has reduced his weight through an improved diet and continued daily physical activity, while maintaining a rigorous schedule. It is my opinion that President Trump is currently in excellent health, and with his continued interest in preventative health monitoring and maintenance, he will continue to enjoy a healthy active lifestyle for years to come.
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Dr Zoidberg is happy to oblige.
(The video should start in the right place.)
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= they were the exception.
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I read it as “exceptionally deficient”.
That’s still exceptional
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I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.
That man never wrestled Teddy Roosevelt.
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Frankly, I’d bet most of the six presidents before Trump are healthier than him now - including Jimmy Carter - let alone when they were elected. And he’s probably not that much healthier than Bush Senior and Reagan.
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This guy is going to buy some Certificate paper from an office supply store and start printing off special awards and achievements for himself.
“This one says ‘The best golfer at Mar-a-lago, and maybe, the world. We don’t know, but people say I’m pretty good at golf.’ And here is another award for ‘Best President since Lincoln, and probably a little bit better, if we’re being honest.’ And this one, oh, it has a gold star, what does it say, ‘World’s Best Dad’. Where did this one come from. Eric did you put this in here? You did? Oh, ok. Moving on.”
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I don’t know, I bet he can probably go toe to toe with Reagan in a pull-up contest.
Well, Reagan in his current state, that is… zero
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He used to take weight loss drugs back in the day - the kind that vastly sped up your metabolism (wink, wink) - he’s probably taking wegovy or one of those new drugs in the run up to the election. Which can cause stomach paralysis and severe constipation.
Here’s hoping.
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GWB and Obama no question. I know a lot of people made fun when W. fell off his bike but I’m honestly not confident that Trump ever learned how to ride a bike in the first place. When was the last time anyone photographed him doing anything more physically demanding than walking a short distance?
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Feels like this headline can be tightened up.
Trump releases another doctor’s note of questionable value
There. That’s better.
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