Defeated, Donald Trump searches for a new lawyer

I know a guy that could slot right in.
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He’s a fascist. The problem is that he’s a fascist.

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Ain’t no pill for that.

Well, maybe there is, but not in the curative sense.

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Nein, tut es nicht.

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Grandma Boebert remembers!

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Handy memory.

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I’m still scratching my head trying to understand how two trials means he was denied due process…

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Just to show the UK and US are firmly aligned - Trump has also just lost a case in London where he was seeking damages for claiming his data privacy had been breached by Orbis Business Intelligence who compiled the famous ‘golden showers’ dossier. The court ruled his claim had come outside the six-year period of limitations.

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Given that presidential campaign success seems to be partially based on how much money they get throughout them, I’m hoping that at least some of this followers figure out that spending money on a rapist trying to defend himself in court is probably not the favor to America they thought it was. It’ll be curious to see if donations go up or down.

$55 Million in the last year alone isn’t chump change even if it’s coming from actual chumps.

Imagine blowing $55 Million and having nothing to show for it except an additional bill for $83.3 Million.

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ROI = Return on Idiocy

It does make me think of the line from “Independence Day” where Jeff Goldblum’s dad says “You didn’t think they actually spent ten thousand dollars for a hammer and thirty thousand for a toilet seat, did you?” If Trump is spending tens of millions of other people’s money on legal fees, but the lawyers he’s hiring are not exactly top-flight attorneys(*), you have to wonder where the money is going. Anyone have any thoughts?

(*) And by “not exactly top-flight attorneys”, I mean that they appear to be mostly the slower students from a “You Too Can Be A Personal Injury Attorney” correspondence course, who he has plucked from their offices in a New Jersey strip mall and tasked with representing him on big boy charges in federal court.

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Maybe. But given how many legal disputes Trump is involved in I wouldn’t be surprised if it really is just a whole lot of shady lawyers trying to enrich themselves from Trump’s legal woes for as long as the money keeps flowing.

The Clintons reportedly racked up over $11 Million in legal fees (in 1990s money) during the Whitewater investigation. Extrapolate that to the number of criminal and civil cases Trump is involved in and you get to $55 million pretty darn quick.

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Well, he did go bankrupt operating a casino…

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Several times

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