Des Moines PD charged a naked hooligan with displaying a deadly weapon

Originally published at: Des Moines PD charged a naked hooligan with displaying a deadly weapon | Boing Boing

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Who knows? Maybe it wasn’t the plunger they were referring to.

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I mean, there’s loads of reasons to not to want to get whacked with one, but it’s not one that would be deadly without some extreme skill, luck or effort, or possibly a combo.

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Are the Des Moines PD really that threatened by a plunger?

Do you know how many people cholera kills??

Depends on who’s wielding it…

(/s just in case)

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Came for this. ‘Where’s the rest of his dalek?’
Ta.

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Cops have been known to shoot empty-handed naked suspects rather than tackle them, so presumably they view “swinging pipe” as a deadly weapon.

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Mr Hill is lucky he’s white.

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Right. I wonder if this helps set precedence… Just call everything a deadly weapon to help justify the next murder.

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I don’t think this new Plunger Man is going to work out.

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Yeah, cops know exactly how dangerous a toilet plunger can be (trigger warning if you’re not already familiar with the case of Abner Louima).

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Inevitably:

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As a reminder:
Toilet plunger = deadly weapon
AR15 in Walmart = perfectly legal

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