Is the speaker in the military? I’m really not happy hearing non-military use this formulation. He’s your elected employee, not your commander! Enough with the authoritarian framing! (And I know this goes back to at least Shrub, and it’s bothered me at least that long.)
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Maybe Disney can . . . . no, fuck it. Just leave him out. Just put a black curtain with a “UNDER INVESTIGATION” sign around the spot where President Trump would stand.
75% of the country will get the joke. The true believers will be able to think “See? They’re saying he’s not guilty!”
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Send Trumbot to the Whitehouse?
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That was the other Trump, Candidate Trump. Different guy.
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Can’t be any worse…
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I was thinking Pirates of the Caribbean, as one of the lecherous pirates chasing after women.
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Or if his entire speech was just “Women. Ya gotta treat 'em like shit” glides back behind curtain
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Or that one laying drunk and singing with the pigs! That’d be awesome!
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Well he wouldn’t chase them so much. He wouldn’t want to exhaust his finite supply of energy. He would be the pirate who barges unannounced into their dressing room.
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At the Epcot Center’s American Experience, Teddy Roosevelt looks over the Grand Canyon and comes up with the National Park Service. In the next scene, Trump could be on a bulldozer ready to fill up the hole.
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It’s a hell of an act.
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Just have him sitting on a gold toilet in his underwear angrily hammering tweets into a phone. Then finish up with a toilet flushing sound effect followed by a crowd wooting and clapping.
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Considering that this is what their animatronic puppet of Obama looks like, I think a retooling is completely justified.
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And some retailoring.
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Disney’s Hall of Presidents show reportedly rolled back so Trumpbot won’t get a speaking role
But talking is the only thing Donny knows how to do.
Just saying’ I like an article where a mention of Trump has to use the phrase ‘get out of jail’.
Our now defunct theme park in Wichita, Kansas - Joyland - had this trash recycling idea that the kids loved. It was a vacuum hose with the pursed lips of a pig around it. Perfect showcase for 45.
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I’m not sure if an LGBT-rights activist would remove all protections for transgender students, revoke protections for federal LGBT employees, or remove LGBT people from multiple federal surveys. Then again, he did hold an upside-down crumpled-up pride flag on stage once. Gosh, what an advocate!
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Shouldn’t the Shit Gibbon be part of the Jungle Cruise ride?
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Sounds like fun.
But for a representation of Trump you would have to deal with… ahem… the other end of Porky.
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