Donald Trump complains of "icebox" at courthouse again, then immediately falls into frozen slumber (video)

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Makes sense. The warmer weather is one of the primary reasons many elderly Manhattanites cite for moving south in their retirement years.

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As a Georgian, I’m happy you are where you are, Former Guy.

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I hear that it’s pretty warm in Hell. Maybe he should go there.

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I have a better idea.

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There’s a lot of air conditioning in the deepest levels of hell-- so much so that the lake freezes over.

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Wear them as thermal underwear, Don. It’ll be good practice.

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Well fed, it goes into involuntarily triggered hibernation. For the time being, the world breathes a collective sigh of relief.

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People who betray their country end up in the second section of the Ninth Circle of Hell. The second section is know as Antenora (after the prince who betrayed Troy), but I hear there’s a petition to change the name to Trumpy.

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Is “move the Capital to Florida” on that 2025 roadmap?

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let it go GIF

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What a whiner! Has he never heard of sweaters? A merino wool sweater under that jacket would be comfortable.

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i reckon he is already doing that - move money from NY (capital) to Florida.
will he try to relocate the US Capitol to Florida? gawd, i hope not, but he did take it upon himself to move the US embassy in Isreal to Jerusalem when he was in office.

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You really can’t feel sorry for Dumpty’s lawyers when their client nods off in court again. Although, considering what comes next… blink


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For what its worth, I read that with a David Attenborough voice!

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That won’t be at all confusing in the clowns vs. zebras story.

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He’s (allegedly) a grown ass man. He has a wife and daughter who both (allegedly) worked in fashion design. And he’s complaining about his inability to show up appropriately dressed for when it’s cold? Good thing he’s not applying for a job that’s not too intellectually challenging.

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Isn’t there a circle for holy frauds? He does sell bibles now.

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Don’t worry Donny. We will wake you up for sentencing.

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Yep, you’re not alone.
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