When he goes on about how terrible immigrants are and how they are destroying western culture, I guess he doesn’t mean white ones.
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I think he’s confusing “was an American Nazi supporter” with “was born in Germany”. An easy mistake, nein?
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He used to tell people that his family was from Sweden.
When he doesn’t purposely lie the dementia causes him to confabulate.
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I used to work with a guy very much like Trump. A fat, lying sack of shit and completely off his rocker. He would contradict himself so often, it was impossible to keep up with his BS. And he was a vicious SOB, too.
I used to come to work every day hoping to have learned that his car had careened into a ditch and exploded. Unfortunately that never happened.
He was also a thief. But, like Trump (and other psychos) knew how to turn on charm when necessary.
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This lead to a flurry of correspondence with lawyers; the sending of a laxative-laced fruit cake which cleared out the entire litigation group of Jarndyce and Jarndyce for about a week and a half; a futile threatening visit from two large men with too many knuckles and Carhartt tattoos (seen off by two randy pugs, a limpy chihuahua and several madwomen with canes and dodgy colostomy bags); the jogging forth from my aged memory of an anecdote about Bitsy Trump’s Christmas party and a quite lovely story in which Donald gets chomped on his ample balls by a pissed off pekinese called Frou-Frou; and further and extensive legal correspondence, culminating in the execution of a Deed under which I promised not to tell you all about the time that Donald was trapped in a steam room in Aspen with Joan Collins and her flatulent Burmese hairless, and Donald made me a small payment of damages that I blew on three weeks in Bermuda, a parking lot attendant named Juan and a kilo of blow.
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He has to be from here, Woody wrote a song about him and Woody didn’t write no songs about no germans back then.
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Forget reason, forget logic - this guy is broken.
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The very idea of multiple OBs is nothing short of bloodchurning. One is more than enough.
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Yes, this lie is weird. But lies spill out of this guy.
I think it’s a bigger deal that he thinks the EU is our biggest foe. Or that’s what comes first to his mind.
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There’s really only one logical, effective, legal and humane remedy: stay away from him. EVERYONE.
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I’m just more and more convinced that Trump is the real world equivalent of William Cozzano from the novel “Interface”; although Stephenson and George overlooked the Russian angle.
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“Christ”?! Jesus Christ, what assholes.
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Isn’t Donald being full of shit a dog bites man story?
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There is a remarkable overlap between (1) institutions regarded by Trump as the biggest foe of the US; and (2) obstacles to Putin’s ambitions.
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Fred Trump’s mother was from the Christ family…
Does anyone know if Donald also answers to the name Humperdoo?
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Add in institutions/nations that have snubbed Trump or wounded his ego and I think you get the complete set.
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That would certainly explain the bad hair - trying to cover up the scar from the micro chip insertion into his head.
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Fred Christ…Hey, wasn’t that a movie where Vince Vaughan played Jesus’ brother?
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