That, plus mods of /r/the_donald will remove anything vaguely anti-Trump. (It’s a bastion of free speech where you are free to say absolutely anything in praise of Trump.) It’s going to be the most sanitized AMA in the history of Reddit.
Even if he were to personally read questions and type his own answers, it’s still highly unlikely that he’d see anything but softballs.
Clearly. If only we ruled the world … but I’ll just speak for myself: The new Wonder Woman movie will be awesome, my children will stop being a-holes, and, well, if I’m fantasizing, all sex results in orgasm.
Daylight waits to shine until the moment you awaken
So you never miss the dawn
No questions now, you know which road you’ve taken
Lights all green, the radio plays just the perfect song
The wars are won, the fight’s been fought
And you find yourself in just the spot
In a place where everybody’s got
A song to sing
Like the final movie scene
The prince will find his perfect queen
The hero always save the world
The villains get what they deserve
The boy will always get the girl
When I am King
All these things if I were King would all appear around me
The world will sing when I am King
All these things if I were King would all appear around me
The world will sing when I am King
The world will sing when I am King
The world will sing when I am King
NPR was taking question submissions via phone; they played many questions on the air, such as “Mr Trump, what year in American history do you consider America “great”, and why?” and “How do you intend to pay for your infrastructure improvements while cutting taxes?”. One guy who sounded exactly like Larry the Cable Guy yelled “HEY! CAN YOU HIRE ME TO BUILD YER WALL AND KEEP THE MEXICANS OUT?”
I’ve got a feeling the latter was the only one allowed to ask a question.
Also, Alabama would turn blue again but this time around for the right reasons. Last night while waiting for a lasagna to cook, I went and looked at voter registration statistics in Alabama to determine: If every single minority voted Democratic and 1/4 of the white population did too (husband insists this is way too high, but I was feeling optimistic), is it numerically possible that Trump won’t win? I shared the predictable results (um, no, not numerically possible) with husband and he said, “there’s a better chance of a snowball smuggled into our world from North of The Wall surviving in a Hell you and I don’t even believe exists.”