LOL. That happened even faster than I expected.
Oh boy, that makes it even more hilarious. This is an even more serious format than the semi-blog, and the more formal the context in which his tweet-alikes are put, the more absurd they become. It reminds me of when someone would re-release all his tweets formatted as official White House statements, which really highlighted how childish and grotesque they were.
I expect that, shunted off where it’s less visible, he’ll eventually give up on making statements. Unless he has no idea about the format change, is just dictating statements to someone else and in return they tell him, “People really loved that statement, sir!” (Who am I kidding - of course that’s what’s going on.)
… And nothing of value was lost.
Bwahahaha… sounds like the supplicants were unsuccessful in shielding Trump from the reality of how poorly his online presence was being received.
Somebody forgot to tell him that his followers have the attention span of a gnat.
And then there’s the question of literacy…
Yes, I’m in California and Gavin Newsom personally signed the declaration canceling Memorial Day—is what I was told while reading an OAN post on the beach, surrounded by throngs of beach-goers.
I knew it was only a matter of time after Nancy Pelosi succeeded in getting congress to issue that declaration of war against Christmas.
#SAD
(#NOTREALLY)
His new social media platform is called Qwitter. 
That was absolutely perfect; thank you for sharing.
The format might work if his posts were an engaging paragraphed page or so.
Instead, his tweet-equiv brain-farts sit like a solitary pea with a dab of sauce* on a large dinner plate.
* It’s brown. I assume that it’s sauce.
What a loser.
Only Rudy’s hairdresser knows for sure.
You can still register 1-800-366-2538:
(1-800-DONALD-T)
Called it, I got a recording of a man baby crying, must be it.
4 posts were split to a new topic: Winter is coming
I honestly LOLed guffawed when I read about it earlier.
Yeah, Trump is straight-up just doing tweets still, both in terms of content and length. (A few are the equivalent of his multi-part tweets.) It’s clearly he’s not intellectually capable of doing something more complex or context appropriate. It was funny enough to see them framed by this semi-official pseudo-White House website, but it’s extra funny to see it framed as “news,” where you also have to go through several layers of links to get there. (Click… click… click… “Oh, important news! ‘Liz Cheney is a real loser…’”)
I heard he’s got an onlyfans now!
Well, the blogosphere is less polluted now, which is a good thing.
But I don’t understand the cause: if his tweets and Failbook postings were so popular, why should a blog be any less so? It’s still Orange Wisdom, direct from the Unspeakable Source, so if they need that, why balk at the different format?
But fear not, books will be always there to be read!
