With so many legal problems unfolding simultaneously Trump probably has a greater need for competent lawyers right now than any public figure in American history.
Shame that he’s spent so many years conducting his affairs in such a way that no competent lawyer would touch him with a ten foot pole.
the news keeps quoting his “they even broke into my safe.” which i love so much. like it’s some sort of magic box where you can put all your illegal stash and poof now it’s out of bounds
prosecutor: “we found the stolen diamonds* in his possession”
thief: “but my safe!”
( * drugs, counterfeit money, us government documents, severed head. )
Yep, such a shame! 
Teenage drug stash. “Mooooom!”
I guess that’s one way to try to spin it. A sort of hopeless, delusional way, but it is certainly a way. Honestly, it is probably the best they’ve got, though. Unless you count joining the rest of the reality-based community in denouncing the Orange Clown. Not gonna happen, of course, but it is an option.
They think they are somehow the majority… in the entire world.
Wow.
This is poetry to me.
Beautiful poetry.
That was something that REALLY jumped out at me.
It was a very prudent call to do it that way, on someone’s part.
Yes, I could imagine Cheeto Benito barricading himself into a toilet and trying to flush away and/or eat the evidence while the FBI pounds on the door and his Secret Service detail tries to talk him to come out.
Former aides consider the contents of the vault at Mar-a-Lago.
If the answer is “the pee-pee tape” I still don’t want to see it.
Good thing for him plenty of members of the GQP have law degrees and no sense of decency or morals.
Yes but having the Rudy Giulianis and Sidney Powells of the world on your side doesn’t do you much good if you actually care about winning your legal challenges.
If EmptyG is passing along 45’s press releases, she should join him in the Twitter ban dustbin, no?
Oh, yeah she should.
