Donald Trump's spreading conspiracy theories Antonin Scalia was murdered

Obviously they’re saying it was a cotton pillow, not down.

Was Scalia somehow hampering Cruz?

The clever bastards are always thinking two moves ahead. Well, just don’t discount the possibility that Scalia was anticipating this, and that rather than finding him dead they found a dead shaved monkey he left in his room holding a gavel. Wheels within wheels, my friends…

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I admit. It was all me. I enrolled him in the Daily Cheeseburger Club without his permission.

It was all part of my plan to kill him either by choking on molten cheese or giving him massive coronary blockage.

My evil plan succeeded far beyond my wildest dreams!!! Bwahaahahaahaahaah :imp:

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All I am saying is that at least the horse is doing OK and is currently in a shelter.

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Oh yeah, well: Your mom has descended from the disciplined legal reasoning of John Marshall and Joseph Story to the mystical aphorisms of the fortune cookie.

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Pshaw! The very idea! This Alfred Hitchcock line of our jurisprudence can best be described as contrived.

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Or perhaps it was … Spock!
http://harddawn.com/nimoy-and-obama-killed-scalia/

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too obvious, Obama is clever

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And Bowie?

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Spot on. He does need help.

Congratulations, you’re on a no fly list, and probably several others now.

The man knows his theological doctrine. Don’t argue.

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Or what? He’ll cry all over us?

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He’s not crying… He has allergies.

(sort of an autoimmune issue for him)

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I guess that’d explain the swelling, and the delirium.

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