Taking “care of yourself” involves unnecessary injections?
No thank you.
If you or your partner feel your shlong isn’t enough, why not bring toys to augment your style?
That all sounds painful, I usually just pull up Californication on Netflix
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I have an exercise I use to enlarge my own penis several times a week, unfortunately it shrinks back down to a little nub after about 15 minutes. Still, it’s the most satisfying exercise I know.
Sorry, too much information?
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I would think that “lumpy bumpy” costs extra.
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If only there was some way to know which they prefer!
Like asking or something, but that’s crazy talk.
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A sorry state of not enough inflation?
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And the A spot, (no, really!)
Gotta hand it to ya! 
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…I need to add one more into the mix.
SMDH 
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I tried this process non-stop in high school, but only my right forearm got larger. 
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I mean, if you can’t cometh with seven men then maybe penis size isn’t the issue.
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Can’t churn butter with a toothpick.
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I mean, what a missed opportunity for a nickname when “Doc Cock” was right there for the taking.
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You are a poet.
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That’s at least five ounces of love per man
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