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Not to be vulgar, but that seems a little small from my experience. Maybe I’m lucky?

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Every time that a study like this comes out, it serves no useful reference for men, because there’s never an explicit diagram that shows how to properly measure one’s penis. It’s been a while since I’ve actually measured my own, but there’s at least an entire inch of a margin of error in measuring one’s Johnson and regardless of how they describe how to uniformly use a ruler, it’s unscientific.

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That “device” looks uncomfortable. Scientifically speaking…

I had a neighbor once who was a yard dick.

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There’s also a quantum effect at work. These measurements are only accurate while the member is being measured. At other times, it can be up to 75% larger, in a superposition of probabilistic states. The internet appears to strengthen the effect.

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I WAS IN THE POOL!

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Another reason we need to go metric in the states. ‘12’ would sound much more impressive and we wouldn’t be lying.

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Are you talking as an owner or as a connoisseur?

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Or both?

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It makes me feel better to just say I have a “sport model”.

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Lets just say that when I’m buying condoms, I’m an “off the rack” kind of guy.

Or “Fun Size”. Like the candy bars we give out at Halloween.

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Mines a foot long but I don’t use it as a rule.

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Obligatory:

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At first, I read the measurements as inches, and almost fell off my chair.
Silly metric system.

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When I looked at the linked paper, it popped up this notice:

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I’ve had a wide variety of penis sizes. Bigger does NOT mean better. There’s more to sex than just penetration.

Most women really don’t give a shit. This is clearly an issue mostly between men.

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That comparison is just bound to draw snickers.

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